original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

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smoke-me-up:

bobsavage:

Capitalism.

I kind of want to cry

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"And now we’re supposed to go back to our normal lives. That’s what people do. They have these amazing experiences with another person, and then they just go home and clean the bathroom or whatever."

Susane Colasanti, When It Happens  (via barbieandken)

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@29 minutes ago with 8222 notes

"But I guess ultimately what scares me about marriage is where do you find this person? You know a lot of times, most successful relationships, people meet through work, school, mutual friends. But what’s most interesting to me is when people just meet in life, just randomly. You know, I have a friend, he got married, I asked him like “Hey, uh, where’d you meet your wife?” He was like “I was leaving Bed, Bath & Beyond. I was looking for my car - I drive a gray Prius. I saw a different gray Prius, I thought it was mine, I walked up to it, I realized I had the wrong car, but I bumped into Carol, we started talking, that was that”. That’s unbelievable. Think about all the random factors that had to come together to make this one moment possible - this one moment that changed these two people’s entire lives: First off, this guy has to live in this particular town. Then he has to get a gray Prius. Then he has to need to go to Bed, Bath & Beyond. Then he has to go to that particular Bed, Bath & Beyond. Then there has to be another guy who also lives in town, also drives a gray Prius, also needs to go to Bed, Bath & Beyond, also goes to that particular Bed, Bath & Beyond at around the same time. Then they have to both park somewhat near each other, my friend has to leave before the other guy leaves, see the wrong Prius, think it’s his, walk up to it. Then the woman, Carol, needs to be near the wrong gray Prius for a million other random reasons. They bump into each other, they start talking, their entire lives are changed. That’s the most amazing and terrifying thing about life. It is, cause the amazing thing is that at any moment, any one of us can have that moment that totally changes our lives. You could be leaving the show tonight, bump into someone… it could change your life. You don’t know, that could happen. The terrifying thing is… what if we’re all supposed to be at Bed Bath & Beyond right now?"

Aziz Ansari, Buried Alive (via psych-facts)

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ifuckenlovekatyperry:

Song of the Day, Thinking of You (Acoustic)…

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#I used to listen to this on repeat #all day #every day #for like 3 months #what was I #am I ok 

"I mean, I hope you’re happy,
But the sky is still the sky without you,
And I’m not surprised by that anymore."

Caitlyn Siehl, from This is Not a Love Poem (via alonesomes)

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@29 minutes ago with 36311 notes

grextra-terestrial:

Stay High (Habits Remix) || Tove Lo ft. Hippie Sabotage

Staying in my play pretend
Where the fun ain’t got no end
Can’t go home alone again
Need someone to numb the pain

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jeek-idle:

Mario - Let me love you

tell me why every girl with the baby phat jacket with the fur hood that thought she could sing ALWAYS sang this song

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